(dramatic music) – 17 (beep) years Sarah! Are you serious? What the (beep) is that? (upbeat music) – [Woman] You need to clean up your ass. – [Narrator] On this episode
of How Far is Tattoo Far? Best friends Kenny and Sarah are ready to air each other’s dirty laundry. They both love to turn up. – How’s the relationship? Are you guys like, party animals? – He’s the craziest.
– I love to (mumbles). I love to go out. Except it sucks ’cause
like when we go out, I feel like we just like
get kicked out all the time because I’m so drunk or something. – Oh my god my life. – I know right.
(chuckles) – [Narrator] When they’re
dow to get freaky. – Is Kenny a freak? – Oh my god, yes. – We’ve had threesomes before. – [Nico And Snooki] – Oh! – [Nico] Hot, hot! – So, let’s talk about it. – A guy hit me up and he
was like let’s hang out. – We were like, let’s do it in the car. – In the car? – In his truck and we were both (beep) him (beep). – And you’re a virgin. – Yes. – How did you a (beep) job
and you not want to do it? – I’m just saving myself
for the right person. – [Narrator] Kenny wants Sarah
to loosen up a little more. – Sarah acts the (beep) Virgin Mary, but then she’ll go and like (beep) someone’s (beep). – [Narrator] While Sarah
wants Kenny to tighten up. – Kenny needs to learn to
get his (beep) together and make better decisions. – [Narrator] All right now that we know so much about these two, it’s tattoo time! (techno music) – Son of a bitch. (upbeat music) – [Kenny] Ow. (tattoo machine buzzing) (exhaling) – I’m in so much (bleeping) pain. This hurts so (beep) bad. – [Woman] You’ll be fine. – And, done. How do you feel? – I don’t know if I’m
ready for the reveal. – [Narrator] Let’s what
these BFFs put on each other. – There’s nothing positive
about any of these tattoos. – [Narrator] Come on girl. – Don’t take the shades
off until we tell you to. – [Snooki] Sarah, how you’re feeling? – I’m so nervous right now, I can cry. – You should be nervous. – I mean is this gonna be the
things that y’all can just like get (beep) and laugh
about it in the future. – No. – No. – Obviously, both of these tattoos are going to majorly effect, your sex lives. – I haven’t even had sex, so forever a virgin, I guess. (dramatic music) – Are you (beep) serious? (dramatic music) – D? Are you (beep) kidding me? – Do you know what that is dripping down? – [Sarah] No, what is it? – That’s (beep). – [Sarah] Really! – Obviously, it’s on you. – I’m just so confused,
I don’t get it actually. – You– – It’s just means that you know, she’s on the lowest scale
of the virgin’s scale. I mean, you always like
preach and say that, “You’re a virgin and stuff.” Finally gonna get some (beep). – [Sarah] Anyone that gonna see that, I’m not gonna get (beep). – Yeah you’re are. – [Sarah] Their gonna see D. – Who cares. – I do. (dramatic music) – Sarah. After what you’ve seen on your back, are you regretting what
you put onto Kenny’s body? – Honestly, Yes. – Are you (beep) kidding me? – No, I’m being serious. – Oh my god. – I hate this tattoo more than anything that we’ve done on the show. – How are you feeling about it? – Like Sarah I can’t I’m so like, oh my god. – [Sarah] It might be
worse than, my tattoo. – I don’t see how it can
be (beep) worst than that. – It’s definitely so much worse.
– Yeah. – Sarah, final words. – Final words… I’m sorry. Oh. – I can’t even (beep) look. (dramatic music) – 17 (beep) years Sarah! – Are you serious? – What the (beep) is that? – [Sarah] Stained poo wit toilet paper. You need to clean up your ass. (upbeat music) – Explain the full story here. – All right. Me and Kenny were hooking up with this guy in the back of his truck. Kenny leaves, he took a (beep). Did not wipe, all of a
sudden the guy (beep). (bleep) There was (beep) dripping into his hand. That’s why I gave you that tattoo. You need to clean your (beep) up. – I’m (beep) leaving here dude. (beep) god. How do I get out of here? – [Man] Well you don’t have pants on. – I don’t care. I have this (beep) that has toilet paper on it. – I wish I knew the
right thing to say right now to make this better. – My heart’s racing. – I feel really bad. – I just don’t care why she
think things like that of me. – I think that she was making a metaphor, to calling your (beep) out. – [Sarah] I think I
might even cry for him. – Can we go back out.
– Yeah. (dramatic music) – Oh my god. – There’s a fly right by my (beep). (laughing) – [Man] Where do we go from here? – I mean, I guess it
has a good font to it. (laughing)
Yes! – I think I like the (beep) parts. Stop.
(chuckles) – Put like a huge band-aid over it. I think it’ll be fine. – Yeah, now that I think about it, that is cute. – Y’all are stupid, I hate it. Y’all are dumb. – So stupid.
– Oh my god! – [Man] Y’all are meant for each other. – All right, go have a threesome. Get the (beep) outta here. – [Narrator] So, are these two
still cool wit their tattoos? – So with this tattoo,
I am no longer a virgin. – [Kenny] Oh well good for you because now I can even get a (beep)
man to come around me. There so (beep) disgusted by my tattoo. So thanks a lot you stupid (beep).