Welcome to fight day. Joe is offering a glove touch but it was a fake out. Gee whiz you can see Johan thinking “that was cheeky as fuck.” “I didn’t know we were playing prison rules.” Now Joe decides it’s time to practise some new dance moves. He’s like “ohhh yeah I am a sexy beast.” He gets back to the fighting aaaand he lands a punch. Yeah nah Johan’s boofhead doesn’t really feel it but Joe reckons it was some deadly shit. Here’s some more deadly shit followed by a tribute to the Bee Gees. He then says “free hit. I’ll give you a free hit, mate.” Yeah nah yeah just kidding, just jokes. Now what’s he doing here? Oh it was a look away punch. He tried to set a trap, a bit of a bloody trick. I don’t think it worked like he imagined it would so he decides to create an optical illusion. As invented by this drunk wanker in Lithuania. Then he finishes the round with a Van Damme fly kick. That is one of me favourite moves to do in the living room in front of the mirror. You can’t beat it. It looks fucken sick hey. Into Round 3 Joe’s getting a few punches in. He does some more disco moves and gets a fucken foot to the face!!! That is game over ladies and gents. There is a time and a place to be Michael Jackson. Usually at weddings or a house party, but not in the mma ring. Johan says “can the honourable gentleman give way?” And Joe did give way. And now the opposition gets a chance to do some showboating of his own. Fucken well played.