Ozzy Man Reviews: Animals vs Sport

Ozzy Man Reviews: Animals vs Sport

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Let’s have a look at cheeky animals getting involved in sport. This dog is like “why won’t you dickheads? Let me play”…the human befriends him, oh he snaps at his ear! The little wanker has been inspired by Mikey Tyson. In comes another human who manages to tame the Beast. Look at that best friends forever. He’s having a great time. He’s going to the change rooms to get a rubdown This squirrel is like “fuck it baseball needs more physical contact”, and it tries to tackle a player. I reckon if the squirrel connected that could have ended this blokes career. Ankle injuries are fucked. I think that’s my budgerigar that escaped from its cage in 1995 I dunno how it ended up in America, but yeah, I think it’s mine oh It’s a fucking cat. You just know it’s gonna be a dickhead. This guy is like “I’m not even attempting to become your friend, You totally look like a dodgy bastard”. He is 100% a dog person. In comes Danny the Intern, he says “I’ll be your mate”, and he happily scoops up the harmless little kitten…oh no he’s been bitten! He thinks about punching it, but he holds back. He controls the pain. Oh crikey He’s getting absolutely shredded, fuck this fuck this to hell and back Someone give this intern a bloody paycheck. This guy is proud to be a soft cock; Danny the intern just keeps running He’s like Forrest Gump. No one knows when or if he’s ever gonna stop. I genuinely think this chook has a lot of talent It’s got tremendous awareness, agility and speed if I was a coach I’d be calling it and negotiating. Fucking number-one draft pick. Look at that! Too easy. That was too easy off it guys It’s heading to the change rooms for a rubdown. In comes the pitch and a bird tries to catch it! That was a fucking gutsy effort by the dove; stupid very stupid but courageous. This pig is not to be underestimated Actually, yes, it is it was never ready to play in the big league Australian athletes don’t fuckin hold back either It’s up to clipboard guy to give the pig a rubdown.
This dog is like fuck you humans with your shitty sports I shit on your sport. I shit all of them I reckon it’s getting a revenge on behalf of the Dove and the pig fair enough I hope they don’t Send it to dog prison. It still deserves a Powerade and a rubdown. Of course a fuckin’ rubdown in the change rooms.

66 comments

  1. Randy jhonson was the pitcher who hit the bird. And he throws 100mph fast balls. That's why it exploded.. and was absolutely hilarious when the guy dived on the pig and when he handed it well basically tossed it to the guy with the clipboard he was like fuck that .. his expressions told it all

  2. "He's going to the change rooms to get a rub down"… "oh it's a cat, you know he's going to be as dickhead… I'm totally a dog person"…, roflmao😂😂😂

  3. He needs to do a follow up video and feature the time that a squirrel ran for a touchdown at a university of Louisville football game

  4. Én azt gondolom hogy valami nézők vagy rajongók akarattal hozzák az állatokat és titokban elengedik a területre.

  5. …and another dove bites the dust … da da dum dum ….ta da ta de da. That´s a hit in a billion … greater chance of winning the lottery, stewed pigeon for supper.

  6. Cats can fuck you up. They can actually kill you if given the chance never just grab one you don’t know. They tend to fight back. Wear gloves

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