Funny South Park & NFL Parody Cartoon

Funny South Park & NFL Parody Cartoon

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…buzzing… …buzzing… SPLAT! “Take thy beak from out my heart, and take
my form from off my door. Quoth the raven…NEVERSCORE….NEVERSCORE!” Ahh, dad, I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to
be “Quoth The Raven, NEVERMORE.” No son!! Joe Flacco is still their quarterback isn’t
he… Trust me, the Ravens NEVER score! Now Jon, no horror stories before bed. Why do you always have to be the end of fun?? GRUNTS….alright, here we go. Ahh, here’s the perfect story. This book is titled: “#UNfan” by ParodyTease.com. …Gator Crying… Hey guys, I got some snacks for the draft. Are we all set? I eat Dolphin Sushi all the time…how are
the Buffalo Wings? Terrible, Rex Ryan is cooking…mmk. Usually that means too much sizzle, not enough
meat…mmk. That’s why I brought out some of these discount
double cheese nachos instead. WHERE IN THE HELL IS JOHNNY?!? Has anyone seen him this time?!? We have three minutes until this draft, and
we can’t draft with only 7 teams…that’s UNEVEN! That’s it, this is his last chance…he’s
out of the league! …crying… Well who do we get to fill his spot? mumble…mumble…mumble… Arrg, college kids?!? Where would we be finding college kids? (PHONE RINGS)
Hello? Rowdy, its Coach K. I tried calling your cell,
but you didn’t answer. Uh…Huh? Oh, well I guess I forgots to charge it. What can I do ye for? Johnny’s missing again. Yea, I’ve seen Johnny, I know where Johnny
i…. So we’re one short on our fantasy parody football
league. Got any college kids that I can manipulate….err,
I mean…recruit? Well, let’s take a look here… Well I can’t release Miami…they’re in here
for a feloNY! Mmm, we have the J-O-K-E-S. They’re only in here for not being funNY! What are the J-O-K-E-S doing in there with
a bunch of college kids? Oh, they got demoted to the Big East for punting
on 1st & Goal!! No, they suck…who else you got in there? We have SPARTY… The drunken IRISH… The FLORIDA STATE Criminoles… …radio… CODE BROWN…CODE BROWN… Inmate has escaped. What the…?!? …radio… CODE BROWN…CODE BROWN… Inmate has escaped. What in the hell?!? Wwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo!!!!!!!

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